Terrible Joke?

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 11/14/2013 at 11:29 • Filed to: None

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

Because she was a woman.

/don't take this personally

William Byrd > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/14/2013 at 11:31

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Don't worry! Aside from Stef, we don't have any women on Oppo!

Jagvar > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/14/2013 at 11:32

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Pfft. Helen Keller can't drive because she's dead.

Nibby > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/14/2013 at 11:34

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Have you ever seen a picture of Helen Keller's family?

Neither has she.

davedave1111 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/14/2013 at 11:35

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Wait, was Hellen Keller Saudi?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > William Byrd 11/14/2013 at 11:35

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There are like two others....

Jayhawk Jake > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/14/2013 at 11:40

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That's my go to terrible joke.

Here's one I just learned:

Why don't blind people skydive? Because it scares the shit out of their dogs

William Byrd > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/14/2013 at 12:08

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Allegedly.

William Byrd > Jayhawk Jake 11/14/2013 at 12:14

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That's pretty good.

Also "Altimeter's don't come in braile"